Chingmongna's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Said NO]

I agree with xsargeantxflashx

Family guy is a bad show, if I wanted to see bad jokes and flashbacks, I would watch family guy, but its stupid, so this really isn't such a creative plot.

And before reviewing I read on some of your author comments about "egoraptor". Egoraptor is no where near an average artist. He makes 10 seconds of ripped off video game characters and stolen family guy jokes, and all of a sudden he's "epic"? I will say you actually are SLIGHTLY better than ego only because, while half of this is stolen from crapily guy, the art was actually decent and took more than 5 seconds to make. there are 50, no 100, no, probably 500 artists better than that sell out: Rtil, Marc M., coolDrMoney, HotDiggedyDemon, SamBakza, Weebl, HappyHarry, Han Vans, list goes on and on and on...

I'll give you a passing score and just say, don't compare yourself to crappy emoraptor cause you actually have potential. Just lay off the family guy and video game jokes and who knows, I'll think of your name to see any new stuff you make comes up ;0

LovelyKouga responds:

I guess I only really compared myself to his fame not his style of art/story. This was a one-time parody, but I want my series to be liked for it's own qualities, not other people's. Next flash will be all my own work!

[The Year of the Cat]

Old school

anything old school is okay with me. The jokes were really funny and at the same time cleverly hidden in each text. To all you idiots lowering the score, this guy is a Newgrounds legend. Before that "awesome series" crap this guy made some of the best flashes in this site. He could make a flash better than everyone here combined but he stuck with this style because its the old school way of things. Kids these days and their anime....

[One More Brawl Taunts]

Meh

It was ok, but there was just too many stale jokes that it didn't really bring out so much of its potential, and sex/gay jokes are too easy and overrated. I'll be generous and give it a 7 instead of a 6 mostly because its not original and its a parody aka taking characters that you haven't made.

and LMAO to metropcs. If you guys don't know what his quote was, watch "Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]", which is here in Newgrounds. Its way better and funnier than this one I can assure you.

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep3]

I shouldn't have had my hopes that high

I will say this. The greatest parody by far that you have made that makes it watch more than once had got to be Girl Chan. The first episode wasn't that bad. The second was more improved and better. This one... was just a bit disappointing. Literally half the entire middle was nothing than two characters arguing. This actually reminded me of an episode of Family guy, which also isn't too special. Obviously your parodying anime, but this looks like you did more copying family guy joke techniques more than parodying of the anime itself. Than in the second half, we see more talking and talking, and the gun reference is also a bit too familiar.

No offense to you Ego, but for several months your jokes and style are, I wouldn't say lowering, but its just getting stale. You should try to come up with a little more fresh and new. Again, this third episode was also disappointing because its the same voices we hear in your other flashes like Literal and Transformers, and the jokes and style is so similar to them that it makes this just rehashed.

The second girlchan had improved art and voicing, but this one looked like you rushed it a bit too much, since half the entire show was just zooming in on the characters with tweening mouth moving animation.

Again, I was a bit interested in this series, but this episode of the three was probably less expected by far. Try a bit better. I know you can improve.

[Mr. Literal]

Well.

This was fast paced, which is good. The art was also good.

The problem though is that there really isn't so much flavor in it.

Like your other works, this is just the same jokes that you put in your other works. Which is random screaming and "Oh my god" phrases being used. Your flashes are pretty much all the same joke with different characters and names +awesome in them put together.

This is pretty much just like all your flashes in that the jokes are the same, with similar fall backs, and the concept wasn't too clear.

I know this review will be useless since I'm obviously NOT a huge fan. lul.

but I am glad that your going away from the video game parody (Which is starting to get too out of control in this site anyway).

Your art is good which gives you a 6 but the jokes were too stale and boring. Perhaps try working on the jokes and stay away from the screaming thing. This is my honest opinion.

[Epic Beard Man]

Finally something new

This made me get quite a love. I liked it. I would have given it a 10 but I just found out right before that this was a parody of the original "bearded man".

Usually I would have given parody movies a 7 because 3 of the 10 points I give are usually on originality but wow, this will be a first. The extra point was for a very good laugh and the other point for the best alterations to the parody.

And seriously, this is the kind of flash that really is just like what Newgrounds was back in 2004-2006 right before the whole "Awesome Series" came out... now 70% of flashes that get submitted and somehow get 3.0+ scores are nothing but video game or anime parodies.

All there is now these days is nothing but Mario/Luigi Parodies, amateur sprite fight scenes, metal gear solid parodies, and omgz Awesome series Tributes!!! lulzomgzer!!!?/e

But you have shined up my day. Thank you. Your now my new favorite Author (I've only been on Newgrounds for a short while). Make more like this, its what this site so desperately needs...

[HoopzShort #3 - Lemons]

Meh

I'll give you a 4/5 and a 6/10 only because the song was good, and the animation was pretty decent, and you know how to use flash so tweening was a good surprise. Although animals falling off a clip is not that original... It is kind of fun to watch.

If you can make an animation with talking characters with detailed drawings like this, I'm sure you'll get a better score.

thehoopz responds:

shitscape watch it

[Pokemon HD: Ep 1]

Interesting

It was pretty good, and clever at the same time, but I gotta subtract some points since your going to make some little kids cry :D

Heil responds:

sorry

[3rd Grade Transformers]

Sorry but no.

When it comes to parodies or copying video game parodies your pretty moderate at best.

When it comes to making your own ideas. Meh, not so much...

The 4 I gave you was mostly because it's the only original thing you made so far and at least 1 point because you got Harry who helped you (Since I'm a Happy Harry fan).

Try better at being original and creative.

[You Give Job]

Very good and original

I cracked up at the entire clip. I don't know people give it a 9 or an 8... This was HIGHLY original. At least it wasn't one of the millions of Link/Metal Gear/Mario bull crap that comes in ALL the time.

10/10 and 5/5 on originality and good clean humor. Please make more :)